What’s all this ranting about bollards about?

My writing style attracts a bit of attention. Since I’ve been sharing my thoughts, ideas and tips on all things bollards my business has certainly taken off. Most seem to enjoy my writing and are appreciative of all the information I share. For the most part, my direct style is what does the trick – I reckon my Aussie “tell it how it is” attitude is what really gets people in.

And I’m not about to change. There’s a few jokers selling bollards around the place and most of them appear to be serious corporate types. They use all these big words and sound really professional. But it’s not me and I’m not one to be something I’m not.

I’m a little rough around the edges and will use words like, shit, dickhead, drongo, aint, gunna, bastard, loser, no hoper. I know this aint everyone’s cup of tea but you should hear how some of my customers speak. So if a bit of honest and straight talk is gunna upset you, then best you don’t hang around here. And please excuse the odd spelling mistake – English isn’t my best subject.

But let me be clear on this. I’m always gunna pour my heart out and say things as I see them. I’m not a corporate type but my experience tells me you don’t care. You want the right information and just maybe you find me entertaining. If that’s the case then it’s all good.

When I was told I needed a website I thought it was a load of crap. Thought all this new age garbage was all a big wank – who reads these things anyway?

I must say I’ve been a bit surprised. Telling my story has certainly helped and I’m now a bit addicted to it. I’m always thinking of new things to talk about and helping you make the right choice with your bollard purchase. Some people ask me if I’m worried about sharing too much information.

Nope. Not one little bit. The way I see it the Internet should be about sharing and helping, and if others read my stuff but buy elsewhere then I’m all good with that. There’s a lot of people and there’s a lot of bollard business around the place, I can’t service everyone.

At the end of the day, if my little website makes it easier for you to make an informed decision then it has done its job, and just maybe you’ll buy from me or recommend this site to others.

One other thing. If you have any questions please let me know. I answer all questions personally and I try and get back to you right away.

This is enough chin wagging for one day. Have to go and weld some of these bloody parking bollards…

About The Author


I’ve been a metal fabricator and metal artist for years. If it can be made from metal then I’m your man. My family thinks I’m the “Mr. Fix it” person in the family and I suppose I am.